Archive for the ‘2000's Clowns’ Category

Fear of Clowns

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Fear of Clowns is a 2004 horror film about an artist who is seemingly stalked by a killer clown.

Plot

Lynn is an artist who specializes in creepy paintings of clowns. Ironically, Lynn is soon stalked by a killer dressed as a clown, who is also killing everyone Lynn knows and targeting Lynn herself as his final victim. As if that wasn’t enough, she’s in the middle of a divorce and her husband is taking everything she’s got from her, including her beloved son. A close movie to that is IT by Stephen King.

Deaths

  • Amanda – axed in the head
  • Officer Patrick – head decapitated by axe
  • Bert Tokyo – killed off-screen
  • Phillip – killed off-screen
  • Julie – hand and head decapitated
  • Jeff – axed in the head
  • Bobby – stabbed in the chest with the tip of the axe

Cast

  • Rick Ganz…………………………Tucker Reid
  • Jacky Reres……………………..Lynn Blodgett
  • Mark Lassise…….Shivers The Clown/Gallery Extra
  • Carl Randolph………………………Bert Tokyo
  • Frank A. Lama…………………Detective Peters
  • John Patrick Barry…………………Officer Patrick
  • Andrew C. Schneider……………………Phillip
  • Ted Taylor………………………………..Heston

Drive-Thru

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Drive-Thru is a 2007 spoof horror film directed by Brendan Cowles and Shane Kuhn, starring Leighton Meester and Penn Badgley. It is set in Orange County, California and involves a serial killing clown mascot, Horny the Clown. The film was released to DVD on May 29, 2007

Plot

Mackenzie Carpenter, a gorgeous 17-year-old girl who would kick your ass for saying so, thinks her biggest problem is dying of boredom in the bucolic wasteland of Orange County…that is until her classmates start dying of massive blood loss and Horny The Clown begins madly stalking her with cryptic messages hidden in 70’s kitsch toys. It isn’t until Mac discovers her unbelievable connection to Horny and his victims that she realizes, if she’s gonna live to see 18, she must come face to face with the killer clown in the bloodiest week Blanca Carne, California has ever known.

Deaths

  • Tony – face burned by Deep Frye
  • Brandon Meeks – slashed in the stomach off-screen
  • Brittany – axed in the head
  • Tiffa – killed off-screen
  • Val – face placed in microwave and head explodes
  • Lenny – hung from the bathroom ceiling
  • Chad Baldwin – decapitated
  • Tina McCandless – slashed numerous times off-screen
  • Spanky – axed in the head
  • Chuck Taylor – head bashed by an axe
  • Starfire – decapitation
  • Van – sliced in half by a machete
  • Detective Crockers – axed through the windshield of his car.

Cast

  • Leighton Meester as Mac
  • Nicholas D’Agosto as Fish
  • Melora Hardin as Marcia Carpenter
  • Lola Glaudini as Detective Chase
  • Larry Joe Campbell as Detective Crockers
  • Van De La Plante as Horny the Clown/Archie Benjamin
  • Penn Badgley as Van
  • Sita Young as Val
  • Rachael Bella as Starfire

Vulgar

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Vulgar is a 2000 film, produced by View Askew Productions and featuring a few actors from the View Askewniverse of Kevin Smith. However, the film is apparently set outside of the View Askewniverse.

Plot

Will Carlson is a twenty-something loser who lives in a rundown neighborhood, where he ekes out a living as a birthday party clown in order to pay the rent for his abusive mother’s nursing home and the mortgage on his rundown house. Despite the difficulties of the job, clowning is Will’s one escape from the realities of his miserable existence

Production

  • After the success of such films as Clerks, Chasing Amy, and Dogma, Kevin Smith financed three films (Drawing Flies, A Better Place, and this one).
  • The film was written and directed by Smith’s long time friend Bryan Johnson. Vulgar the Clown was also the View Askew Productions logo at one time.
  • The lead rapist, Ed Fanelli, was inspired by Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.
  • The Fanelli sons, Frankie and Gino, were inspired by the rapists of Deliverance.
  • The movie was written in 28 days, filmed in 26.
  • The role of Will Carlson was written specifically for Brian O’Halloran.
  • Brian O’ Halloran actually had to have a real bottle broken over his head in one scene because the budget was so small, that View Askew couldn’t afford a break-away bottle.
  • O’ Halloran really cut his own hand on a piece of broken glass in one scene of the movie.
  • Many of the grips, assistants and film crew took bit parts in the movie (due to the incredibly tight budget).
  • The film was sound edited and mixed at Skywalker Sound.
  • Howard Stern got a copy of the film before it was released. His producer, Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’Abate is a big fan of Kevin Smith, so Scott Mosier sent a copy to him. After Gary saw (some of) it, he gave it to Howard, because he heard a clown is raped in it, he was expecting a silly campy comedy. When he got to it and he saw how serious it was, he was disgusted and repulsed by what he saw. He turned it off in revulsion and threw the tape in the garbage. He ranted on about it on the radio and had Kevin Smith on the show to ask him what he was thinking. He let out a particularly scathing review about it, but this just inspired people (including his own radio cast) to see the movie.
  • The film world premiered at the 2000 Toronto International Film Festival.

Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

En route to a run-down shelter they are set to renovate as community service, a group of juvenile delinquents and the two chaperones accompanying them run into a minor set-back when their bus breaks down. When trying to find a phone, one of the teens is shot, and the group finds shelter with a voodoo priestess. While trying to use voodoo to save their friend, two of the teens accidentally unleash the evil spirit known as Killjoy.

Cast

  • Charles Austin     …     Nicolas ‘Nic’ Gordon
  • Wayland Geremy Boyd    …     Officer Mike Donnelly (as Wayland Geremy)
  • Bobby Marsden    …     Officer Chris White
  • Aaron Brown    …     File Clerk
  • Logan Alexander    …     Lt. Harris Redding
  • Debbie Rochon    …     Denise Martinez
  • Nicole Pulliam    …     Cecile ‘Ce-Ce’ Washington
  • Choice Skinner    …     Raymond ‘Ray-Ray’ Martin
  • Olimpia Fernandez    …     Charlotte Davis

Serial Insane Clown Killer

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Grim Weekend (also released as S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer) is a low budget 2003 horror movie written and produced by Ken Hebert and Bob Willems.

It involves a group of friends that travel to a secluded house in the middle of the woods. Here there are a series of horrific sequence of events that lead to the death of 3 people, caused by the evil protagonist of the film Uncle Billy. Grim Weekend has been shown on Zone Horror a couple of times

Cast

  • Ken Hebert     …     Brandon Walker
  • Amanda Watson    …     Tracey
  • Charlie Fenwick    …     Uncle Billy
  • Melissa Bale    …     Denise Walker
  • Hank Fields    …     Mark Bell
  • Chris Bruck    …     Susan Bell