Demonic Toys

December 28th, 2008
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Demonic Toys is a film produced by Charles Band’s Full Moon Entertainment and released in 1992. The film features small, killer toys similar to those seen in Puppet Master, a film which Band produced in 1989. Demonic Toys, like many other Full Moon releases, never had a theatrical release and went straight-to-video in 1992. It was given an “R” rating for violence, language, and brief nudity.

The film spawned a series of comic books, and two crossover sequels. A sequel to the film itself will be relased sometime in 2009.

Sequel

  • On June 25th 2008, producer Charles Band announced that he’ll be making the fourth entry, however, he said it will be titled Demonic Toys 2. Synopsis: While on a trip to help an eccentric collector of bizarre oddities, young David and his girlfriend Caitlin are forced to fight for their lives when they find themselves trapped in an ancient Roman castle as the Demonic Toys are brought pack to life by a mysterious ancient puppet who sets them on a course for murder. Only the fulfillment of an ancient evil curse can save them. But will anyone be alive to be saved at the end?. Along with Demonic Toys is Puppet Master: Axis of Evil, Killjoy 3, Bride of the Head of the Family, and Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver.

Featured Toys

  • Baby Oopsy Daisy: The Leader of the toys. A foul mouthed perverted baby doll. In the first film, Baby Oopsy Daisy is Female, but in the sequels the character is now male (though still wears the female dress from the first film in Dollman vs. Demonic Toys). In each film, the baby is given a new voice.
  • Jack Attack: A Jack-in-the-Box with razor sharp teeth and a deadly laugh. In the first and second films he can leave his box at any time and has a snake-like form. In the first film at the end of his tail is a Baby Rattle somewhat a pun on the term rattle snake.
  • Grizzly: A cute little teddy bear who, when given a taste of blood, starts to mutate and grow. Probably the most vicious out of all the toys.
  • Mr. Static: A toy robot that moves slowly and can fire lasers. In the first film it kills Hesse before being shot to bits by Mark, and in Dollman vs. Demonic Toys it kills Judith Gray before being shot up by Brick Bardo.
  • Zombietoid: A Blond GIJoe based character who only appears in the second film as a replacement for Grizzly Teddy. He makes a loud scream and his weapon of choice is his machete. He dies by accident when he is shocked to death when his machete gets caught in an electrical socket, and is never heard from again.

Cast

  • Tracy Scoggins as Judith Gray
  • Bentley Mitchum as Mark Wayne
  • Daniel Cerny as “The Kid”
  • Michael Russo as Lincoln
  • Barry Lynch as Hesse
  • Ellen Dunning as Anne
  • Peter Schrum as Charneski
  • Jeff Weston as Matt Cable
  • William Thorne as Fair-Haired Boy
  • Richard Speight Jr. as Andy
  • Larry Cedar as Peterson
  • Jim Mercer as Dr. Michaels
  • Pat Crawford Brown as Mrs. Michaels
  • Christopher Robin as Skeleton Kid
  • Kristine Rose as Miss July

Fear of Clowns

December 28th, 2008
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Fear of Clowns is a 2004 horror film about an artist who is seemingly stalked by a killer clown.

Plot

Lynn is an artist who specializes in creepy paintings of clowns. Ironically, Lynn is soon stalked by a killer dressed as a clown, who is also killing everyone Lynn knows and targeting Lynn herself as his final victim. As if that wasn’t enough, she’s in the middle of a divorce and her husband is taking everything she’s got from her, including her beloved son. A close movie to that is IT by Stephen King.

Deaths

  • Amanda – axed in the head
  • Officer Patrick – head decapitated by axe
  • Bert Tokyo – killed off-screen
  • Phillip – killed off-screen
  • Julie – hand and head decapitated
  • Jeff – axed in the head
  • Bobby – stabbed in the chest with the tip of the axe

Cast

  • Rick Ganz…………………………Tucker Reid
  • Jacky Reres……………………..Lynn Blodgett
  • Mark Lassise…….Shivers The Clown/Gallery Extra
  • Carl Randolph………………………Bert Tokyo
  • Frank A. Lama…………………Detective Peters
  • John Patrick Barry…………………Officer Patrick
  • Andrew C. Schneider……………………Phillip
  • Ted Taylor………………………………..Heston

Drive-Thru

December 28th, 2008
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Drive-Thru is a 2007 spoof horror film directed by Brendan Cowles and Shane Kuhn, starring Leighton Meester and Penn Badgley. It is set in Orange County, California and involves a serial killing clown mascot, Horny the Clown. The film was released to DVD on May 29, 2007

Plot

Mackenzie Carpenter, a gorgeous 17-year-old girl who would kick your ass for saying so, thinks her biggest problem is dying of boredom in the bucolic wasteland of Orange County…that is until her classmates start dying of massive blood loss and Horny The Clown begins madly stalking her with cryptic messages hidden in 70′s kitsch toys. It isn’t until Mac discovers her unbelievable connection to Horny and his victims that she realizes, if she’s gonna live to see 18, she must come face to face with the killer clown in the bloodiest week Blanca Carne, California has ever known.

Deaths

  • Tony – face burned by Deep Frye
  • Brandon Meeks – slashed in the stomach off-screen
  • Brittany – axed in the head
  • Tiffa – killed off-screen
  • Val – face placed in microwave and head explodes
  • Lenny – hung from the bathroom ceiling
  • Chad Baldwin – decapitated
  • Tina McCandless – slashed numerous times off-screen
  • Spanky – axed in the head
  • Chuck Taylor – head bashed by an axe
  • Starfire – decapitation
  • Van – sliced in half by a machete
  • Detective Crockers – axed through the windshield of his car.

Cast

  • Leighton Meester as Mac
  • Nicholas D’Agosto as Fish
  • Melora Hardin as Marcia Carpenter
  • Lola Glaudini as Detective Chase
  • Larry Joe Campbell as Detective Crockers
  • Van De La Plante as Horny the Clown/Archie Benjamin
  • Penn Badgley as Van
  • Sita Young as Val
  • Rachael Bella as Starfire

The Clown Murders

December 28th, 2008
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The Clown Murders is a 1976 horror film directed by Martyn Burke. It was one of the earliest films in which John Candy appears. The Executive Producer was Stephen Stohn, who now produces the Degrassi: The Next Generation tv series. In this movie, a killer strikes on Halloween.

A group of young professionals decides to play a practical joke on one of their ex-girlfriends who married a rich man who is about to close a major real estate deal. They plan to kidnap her and mess up the deal. Unfortunately, the joke becomes deadly serious.

Cast

  • Stephen Young     …     Charlie
  • Susan Keller    …     Alison
  • Lawrence Dane    …     Philip
  • John Candy    …     Ollie
  • Gary Reineke    …     Rosie
  • John Bayliss    …     Peter
  • Al Waxman    …     Police Officer

Vulgar

December 28th, 2008
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Vulgar is a 2000 film, produced by View Askew Productions and featuring a few actors from the View Askewniverse of Kevin Smith. However, the film is apparently set outside of the View Askewniverse.

Plot

Will Carlson is a twenty-something loser who lives in a rundown neighborhood, where he ekes out a living as a birthday party clown in order to pay the rent for his abusive mother’s nursing home and the mortgage on his rundown house. Despite the difficulties of the job, clowning is Will’s one escape from the realities of his miserable existence

Production

  • After the success of such films as Clerks, Chasing Amy, and Dogma, Kevin Smith financed three films (Drawing Flies, A Better Place, and this one).
  • The film was written and directed by Smith’s long time friend Bryan Johnson. Vulgar the Clown was also the View Askew Productions logo at one time.
  • The lead rapist, Ed Fanelli, was inspired by Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.
  • The Fanelli sons, Frankie and Gino, were inspired by the rapists of Deliverance.
  • The movie was written in 28 days, filmed in 26.
  • The role of Will Carlson was written specifically for Brian O’Halloran.
  • Brian O’ Halloran actually had to have a real bottle broken over his head in one scene because the budget was so small, that View Askew couldn’t afford a break-away bottle.
  • O’ Halloran really cut his own hand on a piece of broken glass in one scene of the movie.
  • Many of the grips, assistants and film crew took bit parts in the movie (due to the incredibly tight budget).
  • The film was sound edited and mixed at Skywalker Sound.
  • Howard Stern got a copy of the film before it was released. His producer, Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’Abate is a big fan of Kevin Smith, so Scott Mosier sent a copy to him. After Gary saw (some of) it, he gave it to Howard, because he heard a clown is raped in it, he was expecting a silly campy comedy. When he got to it and he saw how serious it was, he was disgusted and repulsed by what he saw. He turned it off in revulsion and threw the tape in the garbage. He ranted on about it on the radio and had Kevin Smith on the show to ask him what he was thinking. He let out a particularly scathing review about it, but this just inspired people (including his own radio cast) to see the movie.
  • The film world premiered at the 2000 Toronto International Film Festival.

Quick Change

December 28th, 2008
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Quick Change is a 1990 comedy film starring Bill Murray, who also co-directed with the film’s screenwriter Howard Franklin. Geena Davis, Randy Quaid, and Jason Robards co-star. Other cast members include Tony Shalhoub, Stanley Tucci, Phil Hartman, Victor Argo, Kurtwood Smith, Bob Elliott, and Philip Bosco. It is based on a book of the same name by Jay Cronley.

The film is set in New York City, particularly in Manhattan and Queens, with scenes taking place on the New York City Subway and within John F. Kennedy International Airport. Times Square, the Empire State Building, and the Statue of Liberty are also briefly seen.

Quick Change remains the only directorial credit of Bill Murray’s career.

Plot

The movie opens with Grimm (Murray), dressed as a clown, robbing a bank in Midtown Manhattan by ingeniously setting up a hostage situation and slipping away with an enormous sum of money and his accomplices; girlfriend Phyllis (Davis) and best friend Loomis (Quaid). However, whilst the heist itself is comparatively straightforward and easy, the getaway turns into a nightmare; the relatively simple act of getting to the airport to catch a flight out of the city is complicated by the fact that fate, luck and all of New York City appears to be against their escape. Roadworks obscure the roads to the airport, resulting in the three robbers being lost in an unfamiliar part of the city. Then, a con-artist/thief robs the trio of everything they have (except, ironically, the bank money, which they have taped under their clothes). When changing their clothes, they are almost gunned down by the stressed incoming tenant of Grimm’s apartment (Phil Hartman), as members of the fire department responding to a call try to push their hydrant-blocking car out of the way only to make it roll away into a ditch; when the trio eventually manages to flag down a cab, the driver (Shalhoub) is revealed to be hopelessly non-fluent in English. An anal-retentive bus driver (Bosco), a run-in with some mobsters and Phyllis’ increasing desperation to tell Grimm the news that she is pregnant with his child add further complications. And all the while Rotzinger, the world-weary but relentless chief of the New York City Police Department (Robards), is doggedly but fruitlessly attempting to nab the trio. A final confrontation onboard a jumbo jet at the airport allows the robbers to escape, but the chief gets the consolation prize of having a major crime-boss (Smith) dropped in his lap.

Critical reaction

This little-known film features what many critics claim is one of Murray’s finest performances: a jaded man who has just had too much of The Big Apple. The film also features strong performance by the supporting cast, particularly Robards as the cop, who, while almost as burned out as Murray, is still determined to capture the robbers as a swan song to finish his long career.

Memorable Quotes

Rotzinger to Grimm Negotiating for Hostages: “At least give me the women!”

Grimm’s Reply: “Get your own women!”

Bank Guard: “So I says to him, ‘Are you gonna behave?’ And from out of nowhere comes this knife. I think it was a bowie knife, and I hate knives….Then I said, ‘It’s all over, Chuckles,’ and wrassled him to the floor, but he got some gal in his sights and I had to let up. That’s when he coldcocked me.”

Chief Rotzinger: “Robbers plural?”

Bank Guard:“They all cold-cocked me!”
Street Barker: “Nude women! Nude women!”

[Grimm dressed as a clown walks by]

Street Barker: “Clowns Welcome! Clowns welcome!”

Bus driver: “I don’t have time for this!”

It

December 28th, 2008
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It -  is a 1990 Emmy-winning horror film based on the Stephen King novel of the same name.

Production

The miniseries was filmed in New Westminster, British Columbia, which stood in for the town of Derry. An actual former movie house in New Westminster, the Paramount, appeared in several scenes in the miniseries, including an establishing scene where the young Losers go to a Saturday matinee and a later scene where the adult Richie drives by the theatre and sees a disturbing message from “It” on the marquee. In reality, the New Westminster Paramount stopped showing movies in 1983 and now functions as a strip club.

As part of the casting process, Rozz Williams of gothic rock band Christian Death auditioned for the part of Pennywise, going so far as to arrive at the audition in a costume he made himself. However, Wallace ultimately decided that Tim Curry’s audition was of a higher quality. Footage of Williams’ audition, in which he recites Pennywise’s dialogue from one of the more sexually explicit scenes in the book, has circulated widely amongst Christian Death fans, and has given rise to (false) rumours of an “alternate version” of the film with Rozz in the Pennywise role and most of the excised content of the book restored.

The other notable casting decision was to hire performers predominantly known as comic actors — Harry Anderson, John Ritter and Tim Reid – in dramatic roles.

Deaths

  • Laurie Ann Winterbarger: At the very beginning of the film, In the form of the clown, Laurie Ann was killed by It in her backyard. The actual cause of death is unknown. Her mother finds her under the washing line in the backyard. She is the first person to die in the film.
  • Georgie Denbrough: In the form of the clown, his arm was ripped off when trying to reach for the wax paper sailboat that went into sewer drain; he bled to death.
  • Stanley ‘Stan’ Uris: Committed suicide in the bathtub, after being haunted by his past memory of It. On the bathroom wall ‘It’ is written in blood.
  • Henry Bowers: Killed by Mike Hanlon after attempting to kill him, nearly succeeding.
  • Patrick Hocksetter/Belch Huggins: Belch is pulled into a pipe in the sewers, frightening Henry so immensely that his entire head of hair turns white. Patrick is picked off while off on his own, but the actual scene of his death is not shown. It’s form was not seen, only the deadlights.
  • Eddie Kaspbrak: Attempts to blast It’s true physical form (a giant spider) with his inhaler as he did as a child. However, It is unaffected, and picks him up and drops him to the ground, fatally wounding him.
  • Velma Daniels: Her body is found near the canal, severely mutilated.
  • Koontz: In the form of the clown with the head of a Rottweiler, Koontz is mauled to death offscreen.
  • Pennywise/It: Dies after being dismembered by the Losers at the end of the movie.

Reaction and possible remake

Radio Times magazine in 2004 held a survey for the scariest program aired on television, in which It came first. The X-Files came second. Others on the top ten list included Twin Peaks, Ghostwatch and Tales of the Unexpected. The Sci Fi channel announced a 4 hour remake of the film which will be made sometime in 2008.

The main criticism of the film is that it is vastly different from the book, for reasons including the task of preserving King’s book while keeping the running time at a reasonable level, altering it to be sanitized for television, as well as budgetary limitations.

However, the film has received praise amongst fans for Curry’s role as Pennywise. Fans feel that his role was both scary and quite comical.

Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil

December 28th, 2008
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En route to a run-down shelter they are set to renovate as community service, a group of juvenile delinquents and the two chaperones accompanying them run into a minor set-back when their bus breaks down. When trying to find a phone, one of the teens is shot, and the group finds shelter with a voodoo priestess. While trying to use voodoo to save their friend, two of the teens accidentally unleash the evil spirit known as Killjoy.

Cast

  • Charles Austin     …     Nicolas ‘Nic’ Gordon
  • Wayland Geremy Boyd    …     Officer Mike Donnelly (as Wayland Geremy)
  • Bobby Marsden    …     Officer Chris White
  • Aaron Brown    …     File Clerk
  • Logan Alexander    …     Lt. Harris Redding
  • Debbie Rochon    …     Denise Martinez
  • Nicole Pulliam    …     Cecile ‘Ce-Ce’ Washington
  • Choice Skinner    …     Raymond ‘Ray-Ray’ Martin
  • Olimpia Fernandez    …     Charlotte Davis

Killjoy

December 28th, 2008
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Killjoy is a 2000 horror film that has spawned one sequel, Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil. A third sequel is in the works.

Plot

The movie begins with a boy named Michael (Jamal Grimes), a kid who has the heart for a girl named Jada (Vera Yell), but is always rejected because Jada is stuck with a badass gangster, Lorenzo (William L. Johnson), and if Michael comes close to her, he gets beat up by both Lorenzo and his homeboys, T-Bone (Corey Hampton) and Baby Boy (Rani Goulant). But Michael, is secretly involved in black magic, and tries to bring a doll that he keeps called Killjoy to life. But the spell doesn’t work quickly, as Michael is accidentally shot by Lorenzo when they were joking around with him.

A year later, Jada is now going out with a guy named Jamal (Lee Marks), who is just as nice as Michael is. Meanwhile, Lorenzo is now going out with a girl named Kahara (Napiera Groves), who is very different than Jada. When Lorenzo leaves to go do her, T-Bone and Baby Boy go to get some ice-cream to get munchies, when the ice-cream man, who’s dressed up like a clown (Angel Vargas) really sells drugs. Baby Boy and T-Bone hop in the truck, when suddenly, the ice-cream truck teleports them to some abandoned building, faraway from where they live. They split up to find a way out, when Baby Boy gets rammed into the wall by the ice-cream truck.

Meanwhile, T-Bone finds some pot lying on the ground and starts to smoke it, when suddenly, the pot starts to burn him, and his body teleports back to his hide-out, along with Baby Boy. Meanwhile, Lorenzo, after doing Kahara, hears something outside her apartment building, and goes outside to check. He finds the ice-cream truck and opens the door, and the ice-cream man pulls him in, and lands at the abandoned building. After finding the ice-cream man, he shoots him to death, but the ice-cream man sucks up the bullets (a spoof of The Mask) and shoots the bullets out of his mouth, killing Lorenzo.

Meanwhile, one of Jada’s friends, Monique (D. Austin), calls Jada, telling her that some guy (Arthur Burghardt) came in to her room and needs them to come over. The homeless man tells them about how Lorenzo killed Michael, and explains that Michael’s spirit was taken over by the Ice Cream Man, who’s real name’s Killjoy, the doll Michael has, and tells them how Killjoy killed Lorenzo, Baby Boy, and T-Bone. Then he tells them that Killjoy can be killed by Jada, because the love of a young woman can destroy the evil in the heart. Before leaving, he tells them that they have to kill the doll, and the ice cream truck is outside.

They go outside to check it out. Still not believing what the homeless man said, they go inside the ice-cream truck to check it out, and they’re teleported to the abandoned building, where they’re confronted by T-Bone, Baby Boy, and Lorenzo, indicating that Killjoy took their souls and kept them. The trio start fighting the accomplices until they killed them. Then Killjoy comes out and knocks Jamal and Monique out. Then Killjoy turns into Michael. Michael tells Jada that he did it for her. Jada, who desperately wants to stop Michael from doing this, stabs Michael to death, and Michael fades away.

Jamal, Jada, and Monique are about to leave when Killjoy, Lorenzo, T-Bone, and Baby Boy appear behind them. Jada then remembers that they have to kill the doll. The trio run back into the ice-cream truck, where they are teleported to Michael’s house, where the doll lies on the floor. The doll turns into Michael, but Jada continues to stab it. The earth starts to shake, and Baby Boy, T-Bone, and Lorenzo’s souls are sucked into a portal. The trio then watch as Killjoy finishes off Michael, and the trio are sent back to Jada’s room, where the homeless man thanks them, and vanishes, indicating he’s an angel from the heavens.

The trio decide to go out and eat, when they are confronted by Ray Jackson (Carl Washington), and Tamara (Dionne Rochelle), who are in Jada’s English class. Ray says that he got into the club free because his brother owns the place, and his name is…….Killjoy! The trio then see that Ray turns into Killjoy, and Tamara turns into Lorenzo. Killjoy starts laughing maniacally at the trio, with Jada screaming “NO!”, until Jada wakes up in bed, along with Jamal, indicating that the entire experience was a dream. Jamal goes under the covers to give Jada the lick, and rises from the covers as Killjoy. The film ends with a shot of Jada screaming.

Sequel

  • On June 25, 2008, producer Charles Band would be making the third entry in the Killjoy series. Along with Killjoy is Puppet Master: Axis of Evil, Demonic Toys 2, Bride of the Head of the Family, and Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver.

Cast

  • Angel Vargas as Killjoy
  • Vera Yell as Jada
  • Lee Marks as Jamal
  • D Austin as Monique
  • Jamal Grimes as Michael
  • Corey Hampton as T-Bone
  • Rani Goulant as Baby Boy
  • Napiera Groves as Kahara
  • Arthur Burghardt as Homeless Man
  • William L. Johnson as Lorenzo
  • Penny Ford as Singer
  • Carl Washington as Ray Jackson
  • Dionne Rochelle as Tamara

Laugh, Clown, Laugh

December 28th, 2008
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Laugh, Clown, Laugh was a 1928 silent film starring Lon Chaney and Loretta Young. The movie was directed by Herbert Brenon and produced and released through MGM Studios.

Notes

The film survives in an incomplete print, but the missing footage does not critically affect the storyline. The surviving print seems to end rather abruptly, as the last few seconds of the fadeout are among the lost footage. The alternate happy ending, shot at the studio’s insistence, has also been lost.

MGM delayed production of this film several years, because Chaney had already appeared as a clown character in the 1924 film He Who Gets Slapped. Chaney took pains to make the clown makeup between these films of different styles, with the Flik character in this film being portrayed in Grotesque Style, rather than the earlier character’s Neat Style.

A musical theme written specially for the film (called “Laugh, Clown, Laugh”) became a huge popular hit. Chaney’s set musicians played the song at his 1930 funeral.

This was Loretta Young’s first major movie role, at the age of fourteen. In interviews near the end of her life, she remembered her gratitude towards Chaney for his kindness and guidance, and for protecting her from director Brenon’s sometimes harsh treatment.

2002 Re-Score, 2003 Release

In January 2002, the third annual Young Film Composers Competition sponsored by Turner Classic Movies (which is owned by Turner Broadcasting System – the Time Warner subsidiary that also owns MGM’s pre-1986 films through Turner Entertainment) began. One of the entrants was a college student named Scott Salinas and he won. In November 2002, he scored it at TODD-AO digitally recorded which the film first aired in February 2003 and at the same time, a promo showing Scott Salinas’ experience composing the score for Laugh, Clown, Laugh.